Monday, October 20, 2008

Never Lie to a Woman;)

A man called home to his wife and said, ' Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up' ' Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. ' The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?' You'll love the answer... The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box ...

3 comments:

Angling Addict said...

Hahahaha! Never lie to a woman, just lie on her....

Xenokel™ aka CSM said...

haha he pua his own kang tao..

sultry_passion said...

My greater advice "lie and lie some more" like erm "oh I didn't see cos you packed my box for freshwater fishing instead of saltwater" so I had to borrow?